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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 04:20

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

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Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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